Curse the fool who invented wrapping paper. Or is that just me and my inability to wrap properly?? Anyway, here are some fun things to do at Christmas!
- Spike the eggnog, and drink about five cups. Stare quizzically at people and complain of too many blinking lights.
- Holler every hour or so, “I hear reindeer on the roof!”
- Marvel at the brightness of the color red.
- Tell carolers, “You people are so off-key, my cat is enjoying this.”
- Threaten to wear mistletoe on your head for one week, while you attack people.
- Demand to know the nutritional value of fried oysters (Southern traditional Christmas food).
- Tell the little drummer boy/girl to “Play me some Metallica.”
- Pretend you are a shepherd and tell people, “I must attend to my flock.”
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Tori Fan is a blogger who resides in Northern Virginia.
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