Get set for an extended visit to Malibu’s most happening beach house with the Complete Seasons One through Twelve of the second-longest-running live-action sitcom in TV history, Two and a Half Men. Join brothers Charlie and Alan Harper, their estranged (and strange) kids Jenny and Jake, gazillionaire Walden Schmidt and housekeeper Berta for twelve years of hilarious hijinks with bad boys, funny men, gorgeous girls, celebrity neighbors, sexy stalkers, eccentric parents and more.
| Title | Time | ||
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| 1 | Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot | 22:57 | Buy on Amazon |
| 2 | Season 1, Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards | 21:37 | Buy on Amazon |
| 3 | Season 1, Episode 3: Go East On Sunset U | 21:33 | Buy on Amazon |
| 4 | Season 1, Episode 4: If I Can't Write My | 21:37 | Buy on Amazon |
| 5 | Season 1, Episode 5: Last Thing You Want | 18:38 | Buy on Amazon |
| 6 | Season 1, Episode 6: Did You Check with | 20:57 | Buy on Amazon |
| 7 | Season 1, Episode 7: If They Do Go Eithe | 21:28 | Buy on Amazon |
| 8 | Season 1, Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little | 19:02 | Buy on Amazon |
| 9 | Season 1, Episode 9: Phase One Complete | 21:08 | Buy on Amazon |
| 10 | Season 1, Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving | 21:07 | Buy on Amazon |
| 11 | Season 1, Episode 11: Alan Harper Fronti | 20:28 | Buy on Amazon |
| 12 | Season 1, Episode 12: Camel Filters and | 20:53 | Buy on Amazon |
| 13 | Season 1, Episode 13: Sarah Like Puny Al | 20:48 | Buy on Amazon |
| 14 | Season 1, Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hye | 20:46 | Buy on Amazon |
| 15 | Season 1, Episode 15: Round One to the H | 21:23 | Buy on Amazon |
| 16 | Season 1, Episode 16: That Was Saliva Al | 21:30 | Buy on Amazon |
| 17 | Season 1, Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers | 19:59 | Buy on Amazon |
| 18 | Season 1, Episode 18: An Old Flame with | 21:13 | Buy on Amazon |
| 19 | Season 1, Episode 19: I Remember the Coa | 19:13 | Buy on Amazon |
| 20 | Season 1, Episode 20: Hey I Can Pee Outs | 21:19 | Buy on Amazon |
| 21 | Season 1, Episode 21: No Sniffing No Wow | 21:25 | Buy on Amazon |
| 22 | Season 1, Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Co | 20:51 | Buy on Amazon |
| 23 | Season 1, Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo | 21:06 | Buy on Amazon |
| 24 | Season 1, Episode 24: Can You Feel My Fi | 21:36 | Buy on Amazon |
| 25 | Season 2, Episode 1: Back Off Mary Poppi | 21:19 | Buy on Amazon |
| 26 | Season 2, Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic | 21:34 | Buy on Amazon |
| 27 | Season 2, Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea | 20:18 | Buy on Amazon |
| 28 | Season 2, Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra | 21:33 | Buy on Amazon |
| 29 | Season 2, Episode 5: Bad News from the C | 21:31 | Buy on Amazon |
| 30 | Season 2, Episode 6: The Price of Health | 21:36 | Buy on Amazon |
| 31 | Season 2, Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterh | 21:32 | Buy on Amazon |
| 32 | Season 2, Episode 8: Frankenstein and th | 21:34 | Buy on Amazon |
| 33 | Season 2, Episode 9: Yes Monsignor | 22:06 | Buy on Amazon |
| 34 | Season 2, Episode 10: The Salmon Under M | 21:23 | Buy on Amazon |
| 35 | Season 2, Episode 11: Last Chance to See | 21:40 | Buy on Amazon |
| 36 | Season 2, Episode 12: A Lungful of Alan | 21:36 | Buy on Amazon |
| 37 | Season 2, Episode 13: Zejdz Zmoich Wloso | 20:55 | Buy on Amazon |
| 38 | Season 2, Episode 14: Those Big Pink Thi | 21:37 | Buy on Amazon |
| 39 | Season 2, Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella | 21:26 | Buy on Amazon |
| 40 | Season 2, Episode 16: Can You Eat Human | 21:29 | Buy on Amazon |
| 41 | Season 2, Episode 17: Woo-Hoo a Hernia E | 21:28 | Buy on Amazon |
| 42 | Season 2, Episode 18: It Was 'Mame' Mom | 21:37 | Buy on Amazon |
| 43 | Season 2, Episode 19: A Low Guttural Ton | 21:37 | Buy on Amazon |
| 44 | Season 2, Episode 20: I Always Wanted a | 21:36 | Buy on Amazon |
| 45 | Season 2, Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crot | 21:01 | Buy on Amazon |
| 46 | Season 2, Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag | 21:33 | Buy on Amazon |
| 47 | Season 2, Episode 23: Squab Squab Squab | 20:53 | Buy on Amazon |
| 48 | Season 2, Episode 24: Does This Smell Fu | 20:42 | Buy on Amazon |
| 49 | Season 3, Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok | 22:03 | Buy on Amazon |
| 50 | Season 3, Episode 2: Principal Gallagher | 22:03 | Buy on Amazon |
